excuses into solutions 3.0

happy new year zity dwellers!

its 2023

let's make life easy,

do unto others or suffer like the ones you are shady too...

karma coming to a situation near you!

[peep this]

do you order products online & receive packages?

cap app shopping again?

so, you're expecting deliveries?

need your precious item to reach your door?

excited about getting that notification for delivery?

ok, since this "work from home" shit,

folks have been online binge shopping crazy, sounds like an addiction,

do you but bottom line is,

it has to be shipped & handled to reach your location, right?

[no doorman buildings tenants, this message is directly to you]

[scenario setup]

i'm assuming most building lobbies have installed "virtual doorman"[or digital concierge]

knock, knock... ding dong...

why not let the courier in, knowing you can't afford a doorman to babysit your precious packages, thats a luxury even well paid folks can't afford,

roll the dice, or just have your shit poached conveniently from your building ...

quick question, this is to "delivery personnel"...

is it company policy to bring packages to a customer's door... or leaving it in the lobby of their building?

this is valid inquiry, i'm curious about...

tenants, be gracious and let them in you inconspicuous haters,

because if it was your fucking packages, you would want one of your "stay-at-home" employee neighbors to give access to have your item safe from the "elements", &/or "opportunist criminals" that thrive off being "pirates of the zity",

why not escape the anxiety attack of having your package stolen too, roll the dices, thi could be a sticky situation...

before y'all bark, pause,

i will address it now, my writing might get a lil reckless,

obviously i'm aware, every soul that rings your bell doesn't have good intentions,

however, in this day and age, with all the visual technology, it's not peek a boo,

you see who the fuck you talking to right?

what, they got filters on intercoms now?

seriously tho,

always be cautious who you buzz in, this nyc baby, anybody is potentially shady,

we living in desperately dark times since non discriminating covid bullied us,

lot of gray areas, everybody trying to go viral, get famous or fulfill a fantasy!

back to my thoughts tho,

by the way,

the mail courier, they got clout [juice], they got keys to all of them buildings,

now that's power lol, unfortunately private companies don't have the clout to secure this type of access, for good reason,

however, it's not the 1900's, everybody know what delivery is, even if it's just food delivery,

well, with all of those broken buzzers in buildings across the city, no wonder frustrations are on edge!

fuck accepting excuse, suburbia suffers the same fate as we do,

let's come up with functional solutions,

mailboxes aren't cutting it anymore,

buildings should provide some type of "theft proof" system that puts their tenants at ease,

landlords can charge a fee, rent prices are too high not to feel secure!

i'm not one of those "opportunist" i speak of, however if i was, that shit would be hella easy...

i don't point fingers, i just say what i see, boxes just sitting on stoops, by the door, in plain view, multiple sizes... really?

smells like "bait porch" to me,

your door or security camera catches the act yet can't catch the perp in real time,

that tech seems useless more and more every day [it does have other benefits tho].

anyways, who do i blame,

the individual that dropped off the package, or the receiver for not using common sense in an "opportunist" zity?

even if the packages make it into the building lobby, your baby still isn't safe,

just sitting there waiting to be picked up, by anybody,

vultures always preying for weak targets!

my question to the "opportunist" i'm speaking of out there...

"how the fuck do you know which package to pick up"?

is its hit or miss thing?

mobile x ray machines?

six senses?

weight?

shake the package?

what?

can you imagine, getting somebodies box of dead rats, granny panties, fart in a bottle, sex toy etc.?

luck of the draw i'm assuming... but i'm still curious...

not condoning this shit, i would break fingers if i ever caught up with a bandit stealing my packages lol,

i'll take the misdemeanor and pay the medical bills to get less time, bitch!

that's just my intrusive demons venting,

it's your hustle not hating but don't cross me, respect the game, y'all got to many occupational hazards to feel invincible!

ever wonder how many buildings are in nyc, including the sibling boroughs?

buildings without the pleasure of a doorman or lobby attendants?

use one of those search engines to catch up, i ain't gonna wait tho...

how many of you are part of that "statistical pool" of individuals that has had their package "pirated" from their building, in front of a security camera?

what was the outcome?

a solution or excuses? [have ur flashback moment]

opportunist don't discriminate; they prey & regulate on unsuspecting victims...

so again,

would you buzz the door for a neighbor's package?

be honest, there's no right or wrong answer,

i know it's a difficult question, cause you might have got "got" by someone else being got by an opportunist playing the "got ya sucka" game!

i get it!

it's not your fault, all players aren't always winners, tighten up playa, can't complain,

just ship your package to a doorman building and pay them to babysit your precious packages, lol! [that's an option]

btw random question,

does insurance work on stolen packages? or "missing" packages"?

what a nightmare, i can imagine the headache, the emotional tsunami,

take a breath, just pop an edible and meditate,

don't lose a gasket over something you can't control...

i see potential here, an untapped service waiting to be exploited by savvy entrepreneurs to supply a demand!

manife$tation for 2023...

it's an open market, don't be a target, opportunities are abundant,

an option to make profits for years to come,

online shopping ain't going nowhere soon!

peace,

wax