"i pee freely" in.da city...

in general,

no matter your class, sex, or belief,

"public bathrooms" are hit or miss,

it can be a mission to relieve yourself while enjoying your day!

ever question "why" there are millions of citizens and limited lavatories to accommodate such a large population?

its fucking mind boggling!

however, this is a fact [all caps no cap], serious subject that has been studied...

over the years of randomly exploring this concrete jungle [and other jungle theme cities],

i've always noticed something missing that is necessary to all mammal's which is neglected or overlook...

i say this because if it' was a "profitable" venture, i wouldn't be writing this post,

however, i might be wrong, there might be more context to why this problem is globally felt!

imagine,

you're out enjoying the vibes, knocking back drinks, absorbing the energy, motivating and manifesting life,

then you realize your bladder has a full tank and we know what comes next,

you start dancing because you feel the inevitable coming...

"What do you do?"

"Where do you go"?

hope you don't have to go number two, lol...

ding dong!

depending on where you @,

reality sets in and now you're on a mission, one that might be impossible,

it shouldn't be tho, because obviously everybody has to relieve themselves a few times throughout the day,

how many ounces of water they suggest we consume again?

gotta go somewhere!

i can find a water boy, yet not a bathroom,

i can find cannabis, yet not a bathroom,

i can find bootleg shit, yet not a bathroom,

i can spot a celebrity yet not spot a fucking bathroom!

do you feel where i'm going with this?

hope so...

private establishments want your money not your waste,

so, buy something before you take a shit or piss,

whichever ales you at the moment, have some class,

that doesn't mean you will get 5-star accommodations, just a basic set up.

now,

if you're lucky to locate a public bathroom,

the conditions might not be up to hygienical code and now it's a dice roll,

possibly a health risk, but you gotta go,

i'm not a medical professional here but let's be real,

we don't need a degree to know what we are walking into,

11 times out of 10, the smell might change your mind, and you'd rather hold "whatever" in a little bit longer, just to have a peace of mind...

don't get me wrong, i've found many locations that actually have decent public bathrooms, there just needles in the haystack,

is there an app for this yet?

like waves from public bathrooms, rating locations and other useful cool stuff...

which "gender" bathrooms are worse or more deceptive?

i've used both, no matter your choice, there will always be flaws to encounter, just because its open to the public, and we know how that gets...

i've traveled to many cities and have encountered the same disappointment in the lack of accessible lavatories ..!., it feels like trend,

if you have young children to chauffer around, or older in age, it's gotta be a frustrating experience,

public urination is possibly illegal in many areas for a boatload of reason, but you can't throw blame without offering options or resources,

not going to dwell long on this subject right now, however,

i will come back to it from time to time...

when you got to go,

you got to go,

yet nowhere to go and that shit honestly blows!