shitty situations

"reality is,

walking in da city,

it's hard tippy toeing around pigeon shit just to slip on some dog shit,"

- unsanitary known fact -

i love nature, absorbing its gifts, frolicking in its beauty, observing its patterns,

its free energy to manifest unique experiences,

you wake up, smell the roses, hear the birds chirping, bees pollinating, leaves growing changing colors, feels like a movie,

yet in reality, sometimes the vison gets blurry ...

i wouldn't call myself an "animal lover",

however, i got no beef with animals we family, they cool as shit, wish i could congregate with them more, there better than the mammals that claim they are humans,

in recent years tho,

pet ownership has gone thru the fucking roof, motherfuckers are replacing actual two-legged children [not my stats, go fact check that],

i guess not every child behaves well when their given treats...

the comparison might not be equally parallel,

however, what's the difference between raising a child and a family pet?

ponder on that,

but i'm going to keep manifesting my point,

after so much social structure decline in our society,

"accountability" has become a foreign word to this generation like cursive,

"general thinking" has decline too ..!.

"if you don't get caught, then logically you didn't commit an offence",

however, what about the consequences if you get caught?

prepared for that?

are you gonna take one for your pet?

[scene setup}

this is a proud zity of diverse citizens,

so pov can vary based on stereotypes, cultural differences, language barriers, class etc. etc. and so forth,

but i know for a fact, we all get irritated @ "minuscule nuisance" we might collectively face during life's journey, especially in a zity habitat concept...

dog shit!!!

straight to the bag, let's talk about it you violating bitches,

can't blame your pet for your ignorance and laziness ..!.

it's not hard to see, and it's not hard to smell,

you literally watched your responsibility drop a deuce in the middle of the sidewalk and walked off like its normal...

word!?!

it tells me a lot about your "parenting personality"

[i don't judge, i observe, then i judge]

ok ...

if a concerned citizen picked it up and throw it on you, would it get your attention then?

imagine you have a baby, its shits and you leave it on your living room floor,

before you say ill, there's folks out there that are actually reading this looking at a load of shit on they living room floor lol...

would that upset you?

disgusted you?

or is it "acceptable"?

now, many will have their opinion about this topic, that's nice, but we're not here for your opinions, just your attention,

if you from here [nyc], you know there's more dog parks than actual parks for kids to play in [fact check it bitch don't listen to me], but its possibly true,

@ all of them [dog parks], i'm assuming there are courtesy [free] bags pet owners can utilize when they child gets the urge for #2, because they asses can do #1 anywhere...

anyways, sometimes i catch myself sitting on an empty bench in a packed park, and in a few seconds realizing why it was empty [like an empty subway cart],

the dog park is right behind it or in close proximity, smh...

don't want to seem like a "petophile", eye balling humping dogs, sniffing booty holes and shit lol ...

anyways, the park might smell like piss, but not like shit, i'm guessing it's their safe space!

after their [owners] adorable loved one is done frolicking,

you see most the owners get a "free bag" and take they little tike on a walk,

and we know what that's for [wink wink], seems like a routine, an unspoken overstanding,

so, when you [dog owner] take your little angel on a walk from your home, don't you think it might wanna take a shit along the way and you might have to clean it up?

i'll wait...

on this day i'm speaking about, i moved from the bench, i have to eat in peace,

so i walk outside the park and post up on another bench,

now the dog park is not far, i can see it, yet not close enough to be bother by it,

in a slight daze minding my bizness, i hear some commotion, so i break out my daze and focus on the action.

[a visual]

a guy with a dog on the leash apparently just left the dog park, he's walking out the actual park getting closer to me,

i peep a few individuals gather around and start yelling, and one person out the group lite jogged and approached dude with the dog...

person: "hey, you left your dog's work over there" [pointing at what i know realize is shit on the walkway]

dog guy: "i'm in a rush and i don't have a baggy" [while he's on facetime, holding up his phone]

person: "you just came out the damn dog park"

dog guy: "well..." [trying to heel his excited pet]

person: "do the human thing, if this your child, be an example"

dog guy: [to the person on the phone] "let me ring you back"

dog guy: [putting his phone in his pocket, calming the dog] "there are no more bags in the park, i was coming back"

***

[person 2 walks up]

person 2: "please, that's no excuse, what you bring the dog to the park and on walks for?"

person: "to take a shit and piss" [lol]

person 2: "exactly"

dog guy: [has a perplex look on his face] "stop braxton" [dog was a bit playful]

person 2: "you got a free hand, use it as a bag, there's a bin down there"

dog guy: "i'm not picking that up with my hands" [slightly smirking now]

person 2: "so, pick it up like your dog does" [pointing at his mouth]

person: [lol] "that's nasty... just pick it up, if you love braxton"

braxton: "bark bark, woof" [whatever that means]

dog guy: "give me a ticket, i don't have to explain myself to you" [walking out the park now]

person 2: "braxton should shit in your bed, you piece of shit"

person: "hope you slip in some shit, braxton's shit matter of fact, and let karma knock ya teeth out" [while walking back into the park]

dog guy: "y'all the fucking neighborhood watch, you bums" [while giving them the third finger salute]

person 2: [might have said some derogatory come back] "bark, bark"

***

[out of nowhere, i see person 3 jogging from the group towards person 2]

person 3: "who he calling a bum?"

person 2: "fuck that mother fucking petophile" [simulating humping a dog]

person 3: "oh, a disrespectful from an entity with a degree and no self-accountability" [as he jogs out the park towards ol boy]

person 2: "where his ass going" [walking towards person]

person: "to catch a charge" [they both laugh]

now i have to shift to look down the block,

"person 3" is now jogging past me, but it seems sus, i keep my eye on him, while peeking towards the group...

the "dog guy", now has on ear plugs and the phone up to a facetiming position,

person 3: "braxton" [he's about an arm length away]

[you know dogs, they react naturally to basic distractions, unless they genuinely trained]

dog guy: [turns around to his dog] "braxton, relax, stop, you just went!" [then he see's person 3, and takes out a plug] "what?"

person 3: "shitty day?"

dog guy: [smirks] "no, it's..." [before he could finish, there's a loud splat of a slap]

person 3: "good" [while smearing a hand full of dog shit in dudes face], "eat up"

dog guy: [kind of choking from the shock of having shit in his mouth]

[the visual]

shit in his eyes, nose, mouth, some on his shirt, saliva dripping out his mouth, he's hacking and shit,

person 3: "god don't like ugly asshole" [as he wipes his hand on braxton back and jogs back to the group]

braxton: "woof woof" [tail wagging hard like his master deserved that]

yup, it's time to pack up and roll out was my thought,

for a second, i thought it was a prank, looking around for the cameras to hop out the bushes, but nope...

did old boy have a point [person 3]?

i mean it was braxtons shit, kind of aggressive response tho, yet i felt no pity for the owner,

it's frustrating that self-accountability is rare and not taught,

i say this a lot and won't stop,

"do unto others, actions speak louder, that's karma"...

it's simple mathematics, subtract the attitude, take responsibility,

you can face consequences for bad habits, like not cleaning up after your dog!

isn't there some unwritten rules out there?

also, because you put your dog shit in a bag don't make you a responsible owner either,

make sure that bag hits another bag in the garbage can,

trees are not benefiting from bagged shit on their topsoil!!!

peace + blessings,

karma coming to a situation near you!